My Dating Ad

I am the cheap wine that tasters shun. But I say, to hell with them ─ anyone should be able to fall in love with a ten dollar bottle! You could take me home without spending much more than a tuppence on open mindedness.

I won’t shower you with pretenses, and not to boast, but my ‘legs’ go for miles. Swirl me around and give me a taste test.  When you suck me through your teeth and aerate your tongue, I think you may discover a refreshing perspective that can’t be grown in even the most regal fields of Château des Charmes.

My variety is tolerant to plus or minus thirty degrees, and even though I am extraordinarily resilient, I can be both dry and sweet. I can bend to your desires, your every fantasy. That is something not any wine can do.

I am a uniquely polarized Pinot Grigio, I am a deep dark Merlot, I am a punk-cabaret Cabernet, and I can party like a sparkling Chardonnay. I bet you could love me, I really do, despite what the critics might say.

Because anyone should be able to fall in love with a ten dollar bottle.

Last 5 posts by Michelle Shannon

Last 5 posts by Michelle Shannon