Advice from an “Expert in Failed Relationships”

November 4, 2012 By

Dear EFR: I’m a 27 year old woman who loves having sex ─ the actual act of intercourse, I mean ─ but I hate any kind of foreplay. I just want to get right down to business because having an orgasm is my goal. I find it hugely relaxing, but then I just like to […]

Advice from an “Expert in Failed Relationships”

November 4, 2012 By

Dear EFR: I’m a 27 year old woman who loves having sex ─ the actual act of intercourse, I mean ─ but I hate any kind of foreplay. I just want to get right down to business because having an orgasm is my goal. I find it hugely relaxing, but then I just like to […]

Advice Expert “The Big(oted) Boss”

January 31, 2012 By

The Big(oted) Boss Dear Expert in Failed Relationships: I like my job, like my direct manager at the company for which I work, and enjoy working with my colleagues. However, there’s a problem that has to do with the CEO. We see him once a month, and since we’re not a very large company he […]

Advice from an “Expert in Failed Relationships”

September 29, 2011 By

To Be or Not to Be…a “Good” Wife?   Dear Expert in Failed Relationships: I’m married to a Texas* politician. I will not reveal his name, but believe me when I tell you he is very well-known. Recently, I discovered that he’s cheating on me. Not only that, but people I trusted on his staff […]

Advice from an "Expert in Failed Relationships"

December 18, 2010 By

by Patricia V. Davis Dear Expert in Failed Relationships: I haven’t spoken to my parents in years and never will again.  Believe me when I tell you I have very good reason. In fact, I’m so comfortable with this decision, so sure it’s the right one that I’m actually, for lack of any other word, […]

Advice from an "Expert in Failed Relationships"

December 17, 2010 By

by Patricia V. Davis Please ─ Not in Public! Dear EFR: I consider myself a reasonably friendly guy, but I do value my privacy and my time alone. More and more, I find that I have to justify that and apologize for it to my family and friends. They want to know why my cell […]

Advice from an "Expert in Failed Relationships"

June 28, 2010 By

by Patricia Volonakis Davis Text, Love, and Marriage Dear EFR: I’ve been with my husband for nine years. He lost his job and took one as a security guard out of town for one month. Five months later, I picked up his phone one day and saw a text from someone saying, “Hi love, how […]

Advice from an “Expert in Failed Relationships”

June 27, 2010 By

Note from editors: Every since our editor-in-chief’s book, Harlots Sauce, was published, she has been receiving dozens of emails and Facebook messages each week from people seeking her advice on their life and love problems. About this she has said, “People seem to feel comfortable asking my opinion, even if they haven’t met me. Maybe […]

Advice from an "Expert in Failed Relationships"

February 3, 2010 By

Note from editors: Every since our editor-in-chief’s book, Harlots Sauce, was published, she has been receiving dozens of emails and Facebook messages each week from people seeking her advice on their life and love problems. About this she has said, “People seem to feel comfortable asking my opinion, even if they haven’t met me. Maybe […]

Advice from an "Expert in Failed Relationships"

January 18, 2010 By

Note from editors: Every since our editor-in-chief’s book, Harlots Sauce, was published, she has been receiving dozens of emails and Facebook messages each week from people seeking her advice on their life and love problems. About this she has said, “People seem to feel comfortable asking my opinion, even if they haven’t met me. Maybe […]